Dangers to themselves and others

Having watched his daughter go insane and be sectioned by the State and go insane and be sectioned by the State again and… so on, Jamie Spears has taken the bull by the horns and Britney under his wing at last, is assuming full responsibility for her welfare and is gonna give her a bloody good hiding. For a fee. Let’s hope it works because she’s in danger of becoming California’s answer to Kerry Katona and that would be just … fat.

Over on this side of the pond, poor old Paul Gascoigne doesn’t seem to have anyone willing to mop up his mess - the biggest reaction the news that he’s been sectioned gets is that his stepdaughter, who he hasn’t seen for yonks, thinks it’s “sad”. Well, he hasn’t got half as much cash, and his earning potential is virtually nil, so what’s the point?

We all saw it falling apart for Britney with her crackwhore comedown of a comeback ‘performance‘ on MTV. Gazza’s spectacular insanity might also have been predicted years before he started pissing on the concierge with his own foray into the world of music - he almost deserves to be locked up as a retrospective punishment. But neither’s condition has ever been as severe as this lot:

Hitler would surely have given them lethal injections. Let us pray that, at the very least, they are safely locked up somewhere, staring into space behind padded walls, and heavily drugged.