Twat Tapestry, Free Bleeding and the Teabreak Challenge

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usThe Dickie Beautique would like to thank Abi Sylvester at CraftyCrafty for bringing to our attention the weird and wonderful world of Christa Rowley’s Female Anatomy Cross Section Cross Stitch eggstravaganza on Crafster. We think this shit’s the tits.

Cyberworld does have a tendency to be a bit of a male-dominated maze so it was interesting to see, over on CraftyCrafty’s sister site, Dollymix, that Katie Lee has compiled a top ten of women’s sites on the web, which includes a couple of our favourites, The Lipster (a “pop culture broadsheet”) and Gawker’s women’s website, Jezebel.

We got so inspired we decided to launch forth and enter the labiarinth ourselves. On our quest we found what we believe to be the very best women’s website EVER….

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Posted in Cunts on April 25th, 2008 by Dickie Beau | No Comments »

We’re all doomed

When you fill the army with fags and dykes and spit in the face of God, you have sown the wind, and shall reap the whirlwind (Hos. 8:7).

You’ve got to hand it to the Reverend Fred Phelps, of Westboro Baptist Church. He’s not just your average cunt, he’s a persistent cunt, and possibly the most organised and efficient cunt we’ve ever come across. Basically, he’s a professional cunt.

A professional cunt who’s also a clever cunt with an uncommonly keen eye for good copy. He’s such an eloquent cunt he should really be working in advertising; he’s completely wasted on God.

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Posted in Cunts on March 6th, 2008 by Dickie Beau | No Comments »