http://www.dickiebeautique.com DickieBeautique: Dickie Beau's Open Clique Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:50:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Gordon Brown looks to me like the kind of bloke whose stress is most manifest in issues of the bowel. He is like the personification of trapped wind. He is, in both literal and literary terms, the opposite of a dynamic character. He has the physical panache of a jacket ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/09/17/the-only-decent-tory-is-a-lavatory/ The most searching and penetrative tour documentary since the world didn't end. The Lipsinkers: Trannies on Tour from Dickie Beau on Vimeo. http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/09/11/the-lipsinkers-trannies-on-tour/ Having casually assumed that I would be transmogrified into anti-matter this morning when the megaparticle nuclear velociraptor was switched on I've been letting things slide on the domestic front to a considerable degree for weeks. I haven't blogged at all. There is something of Chernobyl about my sock drawer. So, ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/09/11/my-world-disappears-into-a-plughole/ I don't know who took this picture of our bodypaint orgy at last week's Southbank Dorothy night but we're very proud of it here at the Dickie Beautique. It's going straight on the wall. At a jaunty angle. That's me swimming in the middle with the white face. I'm either ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/08/07/a-shower-on-the-southbank/ When my beautiful wife took a knife And took her beautiful, wonderful life We both found God. But the thing that really struck a chord Was the shame I felt when I got bored With bereavement. http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/07/13/the-vile-in-the-violins/ Currently resides in the attic. http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/07/12/self-portrait/ Everyone knows that the Nazis had the best uniforms. This basic unalterable fact forms the basis of a judgement I've formed on the Max Mosley controversy in that, whatever else you say about him, if his S&M party had an SS theme, the man's apparently got taste. Who'd have thought it? ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/07/10/nazi-chic-bruised-by-tabloid-whipping/ A dirty protest takes a lot of planning, powder and plenty of shoes. Very Hot Chocolate (a dirty protest) from Dickie Beau on Vimeo. http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/07/06/very-hot-chocolate/ It's hard to know what's more depressing about the Heinz ad gay kiss fracas: the fact that people actually felt strongly enough to complain, or the fact that the ad was taken off the air by Heinz. We're talking about the least sexy man-on-man kiss in the history of television. ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/06/25/a-can-of-worms/ That was a nice message. I could reply to it right away. So, I'll reply ... mm ... later. First, I'll have a cup of tea and read that article that caught my eye on my RSS feed. While I wait for the kettle to boil, perhaps I could put some ... http://www.dickiebeautique.com/2008/06/24/flexi-time/